Anybody who has banked in ESO has seen one of these, and it’s not always the pretty ones. But don’t worry–I have no intention of putting Fat Naked Orc on a card. The card has an annoying Distraction enchantment, because really, who can concentrate on banking when there’s a girl dancing on the desk in her skivvies?

Photomanip by me
Collaboration with the hubby
Image © 2014, Zenimax Online
Card made on http://www.mtgcardsmith.com